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Cool Whip Desert Highway Stickers

Name: Cool Whip Desert Highway Stickers
Brand: Printify
SKU: 57274861230327886842
Price: 4.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Size

3" × 3"

4" × 4"

Surface

White

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On a dark desert highway… with Cool Whip in my hair.
This misheard lyrics sticker is for the road trippers, the karaoke queens, and anyone who’s confidently belted out the wrong words since 1977. (No shame, we heard it that way too.)

Made for chaos carriers, retro vibes, and snack-obsessed music fans, this vinyl sticker is waterproof, hilarious, and guaranteed to confuse your dad in the best way possible.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, cooler, or dashboard, wherever your highway dreams take you.

🔑 Features:

Weatherproof vinyl that holds up to real-life road trips
The perfect gift for Eagles fans, Gen X icons, and anyone who thinks lyrics are optional
Pairs well with playlists, powdered sugar, and iced coffee

Product features
- Glossy paper finish that's scratch-resistant for durability
- Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive for smooth surfaces

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

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