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Epidermis Tee - The Sassy Stapler

Woman wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text, standing indoors.

Epidermis Tee - The Sassy Stapler

Woman wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text, standing against a neutral wall.

Person wearing a black t-shirt with 'YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING' text.

Person wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text, holding a pink phone to their ear.

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Epidermis Tee - The Sassy Stapler

Woman wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text, standing indoors.

Epidermis Tee - The Sassy Stapler

Woman wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text, standing against a neutral wall.

Person wearing a black t-shirt with 'YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING' text.

Person wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text, holding a pink phone to their ear.

Person wearing a black t-shirt with 'Your Epidermis is Showing' text against a purple background

Woman wearing a black t-shirt with size chart measurements on a white background

Epidermis Tee

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🧠 Big brain energy with a side of sarcasm.

Unisex fit. Maximum sarcasm. If you're fluent in deadpan humor and high school science, this tee is your love language. The Epidermis Tee is the ultimate conversation starter for teachers, med nerds, or anyone who’s ever flexed a random anatomy fact for laughs.

Perfect for science teachers, nurse friends, and sarcastic know-it-alls who like their humor as dry as their epidermis.

📘 Ideal gift for teachers, students, and healthcare pros
🧬 Smart humor with an A+ in sarcasm
🖤 Black tee for max contrast and loud laughs

Product features

- Durable side seams for structural support

- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape

- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for longevity

- Crisp printing techniques for vibrant designs

- Breathable lightweight fabric perfect for layering

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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