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Don’t Park Too Close… I’m Chubby

Name: Don’t Park Too Close… I’m Chubby
Brand: Printify
SKU: 13121685982993246649
Price: 9.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$9.95

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Size

7.5" × 3.75"

Shape

Rectangle

Surface

White

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🚗 Funny, bold, and unfiltered.

Make your morning commute just a little more honest.

“Don’t park too close… I’m chubby.” It’s bold, hilarious, and a tiny bit aggressive (in the best way). Whether you're driving a mom-mobile, a snack-fueled SUV, or the world’s smallest compact car, this sticker is here to claim your space, with humor.

Details:

Size: Approx. 7.5" x 3.75"
Material: Durable waterproof vinyl with strong adhesive backing
Weatherproof, UV-resistant
Thick-skin recommended

💅 Translation: It slaps. And it sticks.

Great gift for the funny friend, self-aware driver, or anyone who’s ever muttered “COME ON, MAN?!” in a parking lot.

Product features
- Smooth matte finish for a sleek appearance
- UV protective laminate for lasting durability
- Made from premium, weather-resistant vinyl
- Eco-friendly printing with water-resistant adhesive

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