Coffee first. Parenting decisions second.
This hilarious graphic tee perfectly captures the daily survival strategy of parents everywhere: caffeine, chaos, and doing the best you can.
Whether you're running the carpool line, packing lunches at lightning speed, or pretending you didn’t just hide in the bathroom for five minutes of peace, this shirt gets it.
Comfortable, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it's the perfect tee for moms, dads, teachers, and anyone trying to survive the parenting adventure.
Because sometimes coffee is the only thing holding it all together.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline - clean, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Labels printed with DTF/DTG and tear-away tag to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with fair-labor practices
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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