Threatening? Technically. Adorable? Unfortunately, also yes.
This innocent-looking pigeon may appear to be minding his own business, but his message says otherwise. Featuring the delightfully unhinged warning “I will shit on you and everything you love,” this sticker is for anyone who appreciates cute things, questionable attitudes, and threats delivered with absolutely no urgency whatsoever.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or anywhere that could use the energy of a pigeon who looks harmless but has apparently chosen violence.
Sweet little bird. Unreasonable amount of hostility.
Product features - Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive - Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for extra shine - Vibrant eco-solvent ink printing for bright, lasting colors - Available in white or transparent backgrounds and multiple sizes - Quick, bubble-free application for smooth placement
