Once upon a time, you were edgy, mysterious, maybe even had a social life. Now? You’ve got snacks in your purse and three different group chats on mute.

This “I Used to Be Cool” tee is your hilariously honest reminder that just because your idea of wild is staying up past 9… doesn’t mean you lost your sparkle.

Perfect for moms, teachers, burnt-out millennials, and anyone embracing their awkward era with pride. Unisex fit, heavy on the self-deprecating humor.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50