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Funny 'I Used to Be Cool' Bumper Sticker

Name: Funny 'I Used to Be Cool' Bumper Sticker
Brand: Printify
SKU: 23585276859435123103
Price: 9.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$9.95

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Size

7.5" × 3.75"

Shape

Rectangle

Surface

White

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“I Used to Be Cool” Car Decal – Honk If You’ve Ever Had a Personality (Pre-Carseats)

Was I cooler before I had to schedule my own dentist appointments? Probably. Slap this brutally honest bumper sticker on your minivan and let the world know: you peaked in 2012, and that’s okay.

This decal is for the brave souls piloting minivans full of sticky fingers, half-eaten snacks, and unsolicited backseat opinions. Once upon a time, you were the life of the party, now you’re the life of the carpool lane.

Let the world know that underneath the PTA meetings and booster seats lives a legend… who used to shotgun energy drinks for fun, not survival.

Peels easy. Sticks strong. Delivers truth.

	7.5" × 3.75"
Width, in	7.50
Length, in	3.75

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