{"product_id":"i-will-shit-on-you-pigeon-sticker","title":"I Will Shit on You Pigeon Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"388\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"388\"\u003eThreatening? Technically. Adorable? Unfortunately, also yes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"728\"\u003eThis innocent-looking pigeon may appear to be minding his own business, but his message says otherwise. Featuring the delightfully unhinged warning \u003cstrong data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e“I will shit on you and everything you love,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this sticker is for anyone who appreciates cute things, questionable attitudes, and threats delivered with absolutely no urgency whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or anywhere that could use the energy of a pigeon who looks harmless but has apparently chosen violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"941\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eSweet little bird. Unreasonable amount of hostility.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for extra shine\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant eco-solvent ink printing for bright, lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent backgrounds and multiple sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application for smooth placement\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":58440912142639,"sku":"74621883868021940855","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/0370\/1807\/files\/i-will-shit-on-you-pigeon-sticker-2681822.jpg?v=1788964388","url":"https:\/\/unfilteredgoods.shop\/products\/i-will-shit-on-you-pigeon-sticker","provider":"Unfiltered Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}